October Puns

October 28, 2009

From Farmers Almanac Contributing Editor and well-known verbalist Richard Lederer:

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream.

What does a witch pack for a picnic on the beach?
A sandwich.

What do you call an empty hot dog?
A hallow weenie.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.

How did the ghost repair the rip in the sheet?
With a pumpkin patch.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash

What’s the favorite food of mathematicians?
Pumpkin pi

How did Mr. Hyde celebrate Halloween?
With a Jekyll lantern

If you have more please share! Happy Halloween Eerybody

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2 Responses to “October Puns”

  1. Belle Says:

    LOL! Thanks for the Halloween jokies!

  2. Trish Scott Says:

    Hope the kids thought you were nuts! 🙂


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