October 28, 2009
From Farmers Almanac Contributing Editor and well-known verbalist Richard Lederer:
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
What does a witch pack for a picnic on the beach?
What do you call an empty hot dog?
A hallow weenie.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
How did the ghost repair the rip in the sheet?
With a pumpkin patch.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What’s the favorite food of mathematicians?
How did Mr. Hyde celebrate Halloween?
With a Jekyll lantern
If you have more please share! Happy Halloween Eerybody