October Puns

From Farmers Almanac Contributing Editor and well-known verbalist Richard Lederer:

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream.

What does a witch pack for a picnic on the beach?
A sandwich.

What do you call an empty hot dog?
A hallow weenie.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.

How did the ghost repair the rip in the sheet?
With a pumpkin patch.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash

What’s the favorite food of mathematicians?
Pumpkin pi

How did Mr. Hyde celebrate Halloween?
With a Jekyll lantern

If you have more please share! Happy Halloween Eerybody